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Vaseline
Harley Man 
Frank has always
dreamed of owning a Harley
Davidson. One day he has finally
saved up enough money so he goes
down to the dealer. After he
picks out the perfect bike, the
dealer tells him about an old
biker trick that will keep the
chrome on his new bike free from
rust.
The dealer tells
him that all he has to do is to
keep a jar of Vaseline handy and
put it on the chrome before it
rains, and everything will be
fine. He happily pays for the
bike and leaves.
A few months later,
Frank meets a woman and falls in
love. She asks him to come home
and meet her parents over dinner.
He readily accepts and the date
is set. At the appointed time, he
picks her up on his Harley and
they ride to her parents house.
Before they go in,
she tells him that they have a
family tradition that whoever
speaks first after dinner must do
the dishes. After a delicious
dinner everyone sits in silence
waiting for the first person to
break the silence and get stuck
doing the dishes. After a long
fifteen minutes, Frank decides to
speed things up,so he reaches
over and kisses his woman in
front of her family. No one says
a word.
Emboldened, he
slips his hand under her blouse
and fondles her breasts. Still no
one says a word. Finally, he
throws her on the table and has
sex with her in front of
everyone. No one says a word. Now
he is getting desperate, so he
grabs her Mother and throws HER
on the table. They have even
wilder sex. Still no one speaks.
By now he is
thinking what to do next when he
hears thunder in the distance.
His first thought is to protect
the chrome on his Harley, so he
gets his jacket, reaches in his
pocket and pulls out his jar of
Vaseline.
The Father quickly
shouts,
"Okay damn
it, I'll do the dishes!"
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